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Porky The Pig And The Golden Trough

Ronald George Hunter
Australia
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10 Jan 2017 02:14


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This political mob of swines, always seem to feed on the best
Their deviousness is done willingly, under the Australian crest
Standing together robbing us blind, so much for Olde Langsyne
Looking dismayed when their caught, it's part of the rorts

The budget deficit is hard to pay, so, we'll take the pension away
With other departments that we need, becoming part of the greed
Slash the funds for all that's right, I wont pay for this flight
When in the darkness deep below, the trough begins to slowly grow

They seem to breed more every year, new portfolios are not so dear
Take from here and over there, and wear the smile just like you care
You enter this liars place, become shameless and a faceless case
All the inquiries done before, only to protect their written law

No one of them want an investigation, into this bogus legislation
Of their buckets of extra cash, now, that would'nt look so flash
Not a word about all their pay rises, hidden in other disguises They will never tighten their belts, they only think of themselves

I apologise, it was a mistake, I usually collect money with a rake
Never mind, just pay it back, we'll get you buggers with a new tax
This nation would be so much better, if they adhered to the letter
But, I wont be holding my breath, that would surely cause my death

Now, when they eventually die, they journey to the sty in the sky
All looking so arty farty, with different members of every party
Stopping before Peter, they ask about their plush accommodations
Some have returned, mostly crying, shouting it's an abomination

You don't expect us to live like rats, we are much better than that
Peter, looked all rather inquiring, it just goes with all your lying
For years, you've not done it tough, but still fed from the trough
As a greedy pig, you kept taking it, as people paid quite a bit

So, be lucky with what you've got, this is now forever your new lot
Enjoy the swill and the shit, for your voters got used to it!!




Michael Geraghty
Australia
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10 Jan 2017 09:48


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Aaaah, yes, well done, Ron.
Unfortunately the pigs are void of reasoning and short term agendas are what is fed at the feed lot.

I wonder if they serve bacon and eggs up there?
I love bacon.


Ronald George Hunter
Australia
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10 Jan 2017 10:14


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Thanks Michael, your praise is well taken, I'm sure you could add to it. Come to think of it, the bacon's not bloody bad!


Michael Geraghty
Australia
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10 Jan 2017 10:34


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ronald george hunter wrote:

Thanks Michael, your praise is well taken, I'm sure you could add to it. Come to think of it, the bacon's not bloody bad!

Nothing needs to be added, Ron.

You've roasted the pork to perfection.
LOL.

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