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Jason Hay Australia (Verified User) Posts 321 Dogs 3 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 00:28
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My old mans favourite saying was if there healthy on outside ther healthy on the inside and You mix with dogs you will get fleas Whats some of yours
Kenneth Markham Australia (Verified User) Posts 252 Dogs 0 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 00:30
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If I owned a dog like Pindari Express my saying would be something like my crap doesnt stink but the farts would be a give away.
Jason Hay Australia (Verified User) Posts 321 Dogs 3 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 00:33
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Thats funny
Kenneth Markham Australia (Verified User) Posts 252 Dogs 0 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 00:40
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I said to my boss one day u expect me to soar like an eagle but u then surround me with Turkeys.
Jeanette Spruyt Australia (Verified User) Posts 246 Dogs 2 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 01:37
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There's heaps of one liners.
Probably one that is one to make us hold back. and not that would be used everyday is "Let sleeping dogs lie" - and some wise person may give out the advice to you if needed.
My favourite - I do like " A dog's Breakfast" - that one is a good one for my dogs when they decide they want to muck around, it's like cleaning up kids' rooms. Some more than others, my new boy thinks the shade cloth is there for his entertainment. The doona has some white fluffy stuff in it, or your blanket looks so good that you have brought to the front of the kennel so you can capture some of that beautiful morning sun - just let me bring it to me via the 50mm wire gaps and if I can't have it all, bits and pieces are just as good, and so on........ Yeah that's my favourite - it conjures up for me, a lot of havoc and fun. Of course there is many other things that you can apply that saying to, and yeah for other things not specifically related to dogs, I have sometimes thought that looks like or been handled like a ***ke* dog's breakfast!
Glenn Hatton Australia (Verified User) Posts 4852 Dogs 92 / Races 98 09 Feb 2019 02:06
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My favourite ;
Keep yourself in the best of company & your dogs in the worst
Richard Gray Australia (Verified User) Posts 2231 Dogs 11 / Races 9 09 Feb 2019 04:01
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One of my dads and grand dads. "could you carve it with a knife or sieve it with a fork" (referring to the consistency of a dogs turd)
Colin Humphryes United Kingdom (Verified User) Posts 634 Dogs 11 / Races 1 09 Feb 2019 05:56
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If I knew it was going to win I would have had more on!
Matt Griffiths Australia (Verified User) Posts 1955 Dogs 56 / Races 2 09 Feb 2019 06:19
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"Guaranteed untried" is usually good for a laugh
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 06:46
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Every Thursday, Cameron Butcher would say to me 'oh here comes the Victorian coming to take all our money' then he would win 3 races while I drive home with my trainers fee. Very funny Cameron.
Michael Barry Australia (Verified User) Posts 7405 Dogs 26 / Races 9 09 Feb 2019 07:32
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GETTING OUT OF DOGS i have seen the same people using this term for best part of 20 years lol
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4319 Dogs 0 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 08:00
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Two more for the list. "Gee Life's a bitch"and Come here ya mongrel"!
Jason Hay Australia (Verified User) Posts 321 Dogs 3 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 09:09
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Dad use to say to mom when he would come home from the local rabbity dub I work that hard my dinners never ready the bloody dogs get feed before me Im the last in this pecking order
Mick Whyte Australia (Verified User) Posts 1109 Dogs 23 / Races 3 09 Feb 2019 10:17
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" They just chuck the meat over the fence "
Patrick D'Arcy Australia (Verified User) Posts 188 Dogs 3 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 10:23
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"Couldn't train a pig to get dirty"
Jason Hay Australia (Verified User) Posts 321 Dogs 3 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 10:25
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Well your not breaking yours in properly mick haha
Jason Hay Australia (Verified User) Posts 321 Dogs 3 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 10:30
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By the way can you please take that photo of my girlfriends ass of your screen saver
Mick Whyte Australia (Verified User) Posts 1109 Dogs 23 / Races 3 09 Feb 2019 10:34
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jason hay wrote:
Well your not breaking yours in properly mick haha
Thats how a trainer we used to described rearers hahaha
Edward (Ted) Howard Australia (Verified User) Posts 1195 Dogs 16 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 12:40
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My father always said you cant get a silk purse out of a sows ear.
Jason Hay Australia (Verified User) Posts 321 Dogs 3 / Races 0 09 Feb 2019 22:58
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Is it true a dogs a mans best friend I hear that a lot
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