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Favourite dog one linerspage  1 2 3 4 

Martyn Empson
Australia
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Posts 149
Dogs 0 / Races 3

09 Feb 2019 23:05


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you cant polish a turd


Martyn Empson
Australia
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Posts 149
Dogs 0 / Races 3

09 Feb 2019 23:25


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you cant put brains in a statue

i might need to get some better dogs
if people keep telling me this


Kerry Griffin
Australia
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Posts 52
Dogs 0 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 00:04


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Can't run out of sight on a dark night

off with the speed of a startled gazelle


Patrick D'Arcy
Australia
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Posts 188
Dogs 3 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 01:29


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Kerry Griffin wrote:

Can't run out of sight on a dark night

off with the speed of a startled gazelle


Last on the turn and weakened


Ronald George Hunter
Australia
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Posts 4319
Dogs 0 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 02:03


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Warning! Dog can't hold his licker!!


Jason Hay
Australia
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Posts 321
Dogs 3 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 05:01


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Looks like a dogs breakfast


Jason Hay
Australia
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Posts 321
Dogs 3 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 05:02


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She s hot under the collar
Come on you old fellas wheres all these one liners



Jim Meletios
Australia
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Posts 592
Dogs 0 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 05:55


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It's the dogs job to trick you.

Cousin Sam Cauchi


Edward (Ted) Howard
Australia
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Posts 1195
Dogs 16 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 07:59


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You only reap what you sow.


Jason Hay
Australia
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Posts 321
Dogs 3 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 08:44


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Stop digging holes ya ..stard


Ronald George Hunter
Australia
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Posts 4319
Dogs 0 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 08:47


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Who let the dogs out!
It's a dogs life!


Jason Hay
Australia
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Posts 321
Dogs 3 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 12:01


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Dog gone it


Ronald George Hunter
Australia
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Posts 4319
Dogs 0 / Races 0

10 Feb 2019 22:50


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Your wanted on the dog and bone.



Nathan Trigg
Australia
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Posts 516
Dogs 20 / Races 28

10 Feb 2019 23:13


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Colin Humphryes wrote:

If I knew it was going to win I would have had more on!

And also I knew that dog was going to win I should have put more on it.



Sandro Bechini
Australia
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Posts 19488
Dogs 15268 / Races 1856

10 Feb 2019 23:48


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Some of my favourites from legendary racecaller, Paul Ambrosoli

"You need 4 pairs of eyes and a slow motion camera"

"That was like taking corn from a blind cocky"


Jason Hay
Australia
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Posts 321
Dogs 3 / Races 0

11 Feb 2019 08:36


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This food taste like dog s..t



Carole Brown
Australia
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Posts 32355
Dogs 185 / Races 2

11 Feb 2019 16:49


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Put the best to the best and hope for the best.


John Robinson
Australia
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Posts 160
Dogs 5 / Races 0

11 Feb 2019 20:59


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you could not train a choko vine to grow over a sh-thouse.
any smarter you will slip through your ar-se and hang yourself.
you could not drive a soapy stick up a dogs ar-se


Ronald George Hunter
Australia
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Posts 4319
Dogs 0 / Races 0

12 Feb 2019 01:22


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Too strong to handle, commonly used in many adds.


Mark Wilcox
Australia
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Posts 264
Dogs 1 / Races 0

12 Feb 2019 02:25


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Last in first out.

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