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Nah mate. Was planning on it then my dog won his heat so planned on going to Shepp. Then Missus got crook so spent most of the night in hospital. Didn't see the game or the race and didn't win either of them.
Darren Langley Australia (Verified User) Posts 3160 Dogs 12 / Races 0 25 Sep 2016 01:40
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Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Nah mate. Was planning on it then my dog won his heat so planned on going to Shepp. Then Missus got crook so spent most of the night in hospital. Didn't see the game or the race and didn't win either of them.
Sounds similar to me. We planned a night out Friday night dinner, footy without the kids. Kids got sick Friday so wife stayed home and I went on my own.
I'm pretty sure GWS will be playing in afew GF very soon. They have the cream of the crop. Thank god you didn't get buddy.
Bernard John Duffy Australia (Verified User) Posts 8052 Dogs 28 / Races 8 25 Sep 2016 16:50
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Bernard John Duffy wrote:
This will be a Cracker of a Game, I think the woof woof's can get over the line , and play in the Grand Final next week .
They will throw everything at GWS , don't get me wrong they are a very good side .
Prediction Dogs by 5 points .
WOOF WOOF
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6022 Dogs 0 / Races 0 25 Sep 2016 23:33
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Bernard John Duffy wrote:
Bernard John Duffy wrote:
This will be a Cracker of a Game, I think the woof woof's can get over the line , and play in the Grand Final next week .
They will throw everything at GWS , don't get me wrong they are a very good side .
Prediction Dogs by 5 points .
WOOF WOOF
Christ Bernie you have no idea! Dogs won by 6 points. Hope you can tip a bit closer this week, Buddy. Your last chance! What method do you use? Crystal Ball, Tea Leaves, Octopus, Astrology? I'm beginning to warm to your tips Bernard.
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9260 Dogs 18 / Races 25 03 Oct 2016 02:32
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The bubble has burst TJ as Bernie went for the Swans by 8 points and rumour has it the method he used was him being blind folded, spun around 8 times this week as against 5 the week before and which logo he ended up pissing on.- Mockers Macwollie BTW the account is down to $25 slowly drowning but still afloat.
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6022 Dogs 0 / Races 0 03 Oct 2016 04:05
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Peter Gurry wrote:
The bubble has burst TJ as Bernie went for the Swans by 8 points and rumour has it the method he used was him being blind folded, spun around 8 times this week as against 5 the week before and which logo he ended up pissing on.- Mockers Macwollie BTW the account is down to $25 slowly drowning but still afloat.
Sorry can't help you Mockers, can't get starts with my Bludgers. Last week 63, 5th. Grade dogs 411 mtrs. Nomed for Casino. NO 411 5th.Grade races Yet 2 Masters Races (17 nomes) Go figure Need you to bodgie up their age on the papers? Still can't get the QLD Grader on side. Working on him. FarQ causing headaches, Missus still crook! wonder why i'm getting touchy Might give Bernie's method ago over the spring carnival Blindfold! Huss the Horrible
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 03 Oct 2016 04:25
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Hey Horrible, don't you like Jamie Dills bedtime melodies??? Touchy? More touchy than George Pell at a scout meeting.....
Now Mockers, as you are probably aware, I am wiping my arse with $100s these days so feel free to plonk a little wager on one of mine at Gawler tomorrow. Top chance. I wont give you the name in case the legion of fans screw the dog into favorite but I'll give you a clue.
(wearing the black rug.....ssshhhh)
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6022 Dogs 0 / Races 0 03 Oct 2016 07:36
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Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Hey Horrible, don't you like Jamie Dills bedtime melodies??? Touchy? More touchy than George Pell at a scout meeting.....
Now Mockers, as you are probably aware, I am wiping my arse with $100s these days so feel free to plonk a little wager on one of mine at Gawler tomorrow. Top chance. I wont give you the name in case the legion of fans screw the dog into favorite but I'll give you a clue.
(wearing the black rug.....ssshhhh)
Better tell him the NUMBER. You screwed him once before remember Dog wearing the COLLINGWOOD colours! Mockers plonked on the 2 dog (Checks B/W). Intended dog wore the 3 rug. Don't confuse the Elderly. Beware Trojans bearing gifts Mockers
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9260 Dogs 18 / Races 25 03 Oct 2016 10:37
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I see FarQ has offered to throw in a life bouy and save the sinkinng TAB account but a number of hurdles have to be overcome first. I usually get an e-mail from my blackbook dogs (yours are in there as well Huss but I might have to delete them as they don't seem be be running anymore) from "The Dogs" site. Nothing has turned up lately in the transfer from my I-net service provider to PC's Windows mail. So I investigate further and find the bustards are now calling this vital information spam and hide it away in a special folder yet allow e-mails from Olga in Russia wanting me to catch up with her so she can show me more of her Grand Canyon she delightfully attached photos of in her introductory letter. Now I've got that off my chest where are we that's it the black rug and Terry says it's Collingwood well last Thursday at Sandown it was still black but the number is yellow so it's the Tigers. Now I found the e-mail in the spam section for The Dogs e-mail for Gawler, fark-me-dead he has 3 dogs in and I have to back them all as they all will don the farking Black jacket and to make things worse it's a peak time at work when they run just before the 2pm TNT satchels pick ups. Now Terance my son don't get Lyn to spin you around as she may over do it and push you into the garden and you will piss your skid marked underpants to create a real mess down there so find another tipping method I'd go the Tea Leaves one.- Mockers Macwollie
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9260 Dogs 18 / Races 25 03 Oct 2016 23:49
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FarQ's challenge taken up at Gawler if not washed out. $1 e/w each on 3 meaning $6 is on the line today. - Mockers
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 04 Oct 2016 04:11
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Me and my big mouth
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6022 Dogs 0 / Races 0 04 Oct 2016 04:54
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Peter Gurry wrote:
FarQ's challenge taken up at Gawler if not washed out. $1 e/w each on 3 meaning $6 is on the line today. - Mockers
mockers : Should have had $1e/w No7 in each race. 10/1 and 26/1 winners. (back to the tea leaves)
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9260 Dogs 18 / Races 25 04 Oct 2016 05:02
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Peter Gurry wrote:
FarQ's challenge taken up at Gawler if not washed out. $1 e/w each on 3 meaning $6 is on the line today. - Mockers
Fark total return $1.70 and that was his for odds on pop running second. The only one to break the Mocker lately is the Western Bulldogs (had em against GWS in prelim) but it took em 54 years to even do that break the prelim hoodoo. - Mockers Macwollie at your service. BTW I will state right here and now I will never back WINCHESTER ARMS!
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 04 Oct 2016 05:23
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No but Quelled by Quinliviathan and Jinxed by Jordan might.....
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9260 Dogs 18 / Races 25 04 Oct 2016 10:14
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Word is according to "Trumped by Torkin" is you may end up very rich gentlemen and that includes our old mate "Buggered by Bernie" who wants me to follow up on Birds of Tokyo at Cranny on Friday night, plenty of rain down this way Bern. - Mockers Macwollie
Late Breaking News: Just checked the old e-mail hoping one of those Russian sheilahs has got out the old Kodak Box Brownie and sent me a shot of her box and brownie requesting me to give her a call, unfortunately no such luck, but my dog alerts are back and Terry is heading off to Brisbane Thursday night, wow wee! followed by by Casino Friday. Get ready Lyn old girl the household may be in for a windfall of the folding stuff. - Mockers
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6022 Dogs 0 / Races 0 04 Oct 2016 20:43
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Peter Gurry wrote:
Word is according to "Trumped by Torkin" is you may end up very rich gentlemen and that includes our old mate "Buggered by Bernie" who wants me to follow up on Birds of Tokyo at Cranny on Friday night, plenty of rain down this way Bern. - Mockers Macwollie
Late Breaking News: Just checked the old e-mail hoping one of those Russian sheilahs has got out the old Kodak Box Brownie and sent me a shot of her box and brownie requesting me to give her a call, unfortunately no such luck, but my dog alerts are back and Terry is heading off to Brisbane Thursday night, wow wee! followed by by Casino Friday. Get ready Lyn old girl the household may be in for a windfall of the folding stuff. - Mockers
Winchester Arms : Looked in and Loaded Eddy! Winchester Arms? comes out like a shot? Winchester Arms? Destined for a shot? Winchester Arms? Trainers local watering hole? Winchester Arms Jinxed might unload both barrels first up (Brick)$20 Mockers do those Russian sheilahs carry a map of Tassie? Brissie, Amy not jumping, however her last 2 starts have drawn next to Elusive Desire! a nutter in the boxes, watch replay last start the 8 dog. Casino a no no Lachie 1st start back after some time off. Ligament trouble only had straight track work, give 2 starts before backing him. Should go ok in Per/Trials Get On . Thanks for the extra points Mock, in Wenty Tips. 2nd last now passed Troy Grant! Huss
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9260 Dogs 18 / Races 25 05 Oct 2016 02:46
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Good afternoon Dr Huss good to see your looking after your dogs. Now you've raised a number of points that require answering by my good self.. There's a good chance that brick could triple (no guarantees)but your way off the mark with all that pub talk. Now those Russian ladies yes they have had the Dept. of Environment in to do some back burning and new growth of the hinterland is reappearing, but only gradually unlike the forest on Cat Jimmy Bartels face. Now you may or may not be able to answer this one as it's way out of my league. Wiping ones bum with money ? denominations are irrelevant as it's in the texture that concerns me. Since 1988 the Australian Bank notes are Polymer (that's plastic) how on God's earth would they grip the offending article wouldn't it just slip off and cause you to you use your forearm. For the record I find the yellow pages do the job but they too are a touch too shinny. - Mockers BTW there's a couple having a look at the Geelong track Friday you know the ones who supply his toilet paper. Oh one more you may end up getting wiped from The Wenty Game when I get the arse as the convener soon when regular bloke returns.
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6022 Dogs 0 / Races 0 05 Oct 2016 10:27
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Peter Gurry wrote:
Good afternoon Dr Huss good to see your looking after your dogs. Now you've raised a number of points that require answering by my good self.. There's a good chance that brick could triple (no guarantees)but your way off the mark with all that pub talk. Now those Russian ladies yes they have had the Dept. of Environment in to do some back burning and new growth of the hinterland is reappearing, but only gradually unlike the forest on Cat Jimmy Bartels face. Now you may or may not be able to answer this one as it's way out of my league. Wiping ones bum with money ? denominations are irrelevant as it's in the texture that concerns me. Since 1988 the Australian Bank notes are Polymer (that's plastic) how on God's earth would they grip the offending article wouldn't it just slip off and cause you to you use your forearm. For the record I find the yellow pages do the job but they too are a touch too shinny. - Mockers BTW there's a couple having a look at the Geelong track Friday you know the ones who supply his toilet paper. Oh one more you may end up getting wiped from The Wenty Game when I get the arse as the convener soon when regular bloke returns.
Mockers i'm always looking to make a quid (Winchester). Please keep me up to speed with the Rustkies. Don't like to much growth. Now Bums on notes? FarQ is full of himself! totally talking Monopoly money, Take no notice. Might be different if the Bear can win the Cup! I see you have about 2 weeks before Harvey comes back, by then I will have tipped 5 Winners straight, they will need me. Huss. Go Amy you Good Thing!
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 05 Oct 2016 11:06
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That's the bonus about spending a few years being hungry and homeless Huss, you get to appreciate the small things and not aim for what the world wants you to buy. The most I have ever earned in one year is 47k yet here we are, still covering a mortgage and rates and all the shit associated with it. Since going fulltime into dogs 11 months ago we have made almost 100k. Yes it has cost us about 30k to make it but fark mate, this has so far been the most amazing period in my life and I have never felt this level of freedom before. I honestly do believe I am a billionaire in spirit. Yet I have met and worked for extremely wealthy people who will never ever be satisfied. When money is your goal, it can never be reached. There is always another level. Which brings me to the Mock. I was nice, I forgot about past influences, I offered my sincere help to extend the flagging TAB account. What a fuck up. 2 dogs ran the worst races in the history of greyhound racing. The other one who was unbackable decided to take the extreme outer route and turn a 643m race into a 743m race. One cant help but feel as though the power of the Mock is more than an urban myth.
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