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Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 29 May 2016 09:35
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Thanks Kev. See RLF thread for further commentary
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 29 May 2016 09:51
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Never in doubt The Golfer today as Mockers only has 11 cents in the account and internet BSB transactions take 2 days to credit and it's against my religion to enter a house of ill repute (A PUB TAB) on the Sabbath anyway also we know Keefy beats the Mock only bloke who can do it so there was no point betting today so your well on your way to finding that missing 12K and a new Hyundai iLoad Van FQ. - Mockders
Kevin Martin Australia (Verified User) Posts 1183 Dogs 0 / Races 0 30 May 2016 06:07
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Peter Gurry wrote:
Never in doubt The Golfer today as Mockers only has 11 cents in the account and internet BSB transactions take 2 days to credit and it's against my religion to enter a house of ill repute (A PUB TAB) on the Sabbath anyway also we know Keefy beats the Mock only bloke who can do it so there was no point betting today so your well on your way to finding that missing 12K and a new Hyundai iLoad Van FQ. - Mockders
Hi Peter Sorry to do this to you when you have only 11 cents in the punting kick but I think there is some good bets at Grafton tonight R3-2, R6-1, R8-3 R11-8 lets see how they go.
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 31 May 2016 08:07
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kevin martin wrote:
Peter Gurry wrote:
Never in doubt The Golfer today as Mockers only has 11 cents in the account and internet BSB transactions take 2 days to credit and it's against my religion to enter a house of ill repute (A PUB TAB) on the Sabbath anyway also we know Keefy beats the Mock only bloke who can do it so there was no point betting today so your well on your way to finding that missing 12K and a new Hyundai iLoad Van FQ. - Mockders
Hi Peter Sorry to do this to you when you have only 11 cents in the punting kick but I think there is some good bets at Grafton tonight R3-2, R6-1, R8-3 R11-8 lets see how they go.
Kevin little Humdrum dog just missed last night wore the 9 rug had box 1 maybe one to follow. Just an update on the pearl Irene pups just brought 2 in and very happy with them at this stage but don't tell Gurry he doesn't know which ones his lol.
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 31 May 2016 09:00
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Tor Janes wrote:
the mockers strikes again, how do we stop this enigma, god only knows
Thanks for that Tor. Had a lovely little chat with the Good Lord this morning on the way to Gawler. You were right, He knows.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 31 May 2016 09:41
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Jamie that wasnt directed at your run of bad luck ( although it looks to have changed, well done today mate a first and two thirds you beauty), it was due to mockers mocking my wenty park tip on sat night, was written straight after I saw said results ie one hill flattened by mockers mcmock mock. I think god gives gifts if you could call it that to people like our mockers macwollie just to keep things interesting for the rest of us, it looks like your little chat worked today though lol. Could the curse be lifting? Only the tab account will tell
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 31 May 2016 09:51
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We'll see how it goes tomorrow mate. The funds should have cleared which will allow him to rip into Bendigo race 2 #8. God v The Mock. The odds are against our Creator but he does enjoy smashing curses.
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 31 May 2016 11:51
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You were not the only one to seek holy help. I gathered the flock of Brothers at The Priory around on Saturday Night for a chat about what a farking arsehole I've been lately spooking people with wild betting splurges and ruining the chances of success for fellow G-Data supporters of the Brotherhood and that one poor bustard reckons I've cost him $12K . After the fist dozen went down quite well Brother Colin suggested why don't you do some good Brother Pete and don't top up that account until that poor bustard gets his 12 grand back. Brother Theo chipped in and said he will knock off the Hymn board from the Chapel and he will use it to make up a tally board. So we all got on our knees raised the can in a right hand a said Lord hear our prayer "Mocker Macwollie will only bet on Saturday MSQ's for $5 from now on AMEN" We then continued into the we hours getting pissed as farts but tea totaler Brother Cornelius pointed out that we should beware of the workings of the Devil (Kevin Martin?) one who comes on and temps you into betting again. So far so good still 11 cents in account.
Brother Theo's Tally Board
29/5 Bear's Gold Sale 1st (50%) $825 Running total $825 31/5 Sweet Savage Gawler 1st $925 " " $1750 31/5 Bessie Belle Gawler 3rd $130 " " $1880 31/5 Disaaci Gawler 3rd $165 " " $2045 1/6 Moster Foxy Bendigo 1st $660 " " $2705 5/6 Bear's Gold Sale
Kevin Martin Australia (Verified User) Posts 1183 Dogs 0 / Races 0 01 Jun 2016 07:17
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Graham Sheather wrote:
kevin martin wrote:
Peter Gurry wrote:
Never in doubt The Golfer today as Mockers only has 11 cents in the account and internet BSB transactions take 2 days to credit and it's against my religion to enter a house of ill repute (A PUB TAB) on the Sabbath anyway also we know Keefy beats the Mock only bloke who can do it so there was no point betting today so your well on your way to finding that missing 12K and a new Hyundai iLoad Van FQ. - Mockders
Hi Peter Sorry to do this to you when you have only 11 cents in the punting kick but I think there is some good bets at Grafton tonight R3-2, R6-1, R8-3 R11-8 lets see how they go.
Kevin little Humdrum dog just missed last night wore the 9 rug had box 1 maybe one to follow. Just an update on the pearl Irene pups just brought 2 in and very happy with them at this stage but don't tell Gurry he doesn't know which ones his lol.
Hi Graham good to hear you are excited with pearls pups hope they burn the grass for all of you as for the Humdrum pup he ran a good race should be able to break his maiden in the near future, keep a eye out for this smart litter Paw Licking - Proper Lucy looks like a very smart litter one won at Casino on Friday and I see one pt 24.16 Lismore last night Proper Lucy was a very good race bitch winning up to the middle distance as for Paw Licking if he transfers his blinding speed to his offsprings he will be a very good Stud dog.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 02 Jun 2016 06:11
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loved watching him race Kevin great race dog.
Bro Pete whats this with the getting onto the hayne train? My coat tails are full this week I forgot to tell you, I may as well just start picking the reserves and hope for scratchings
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 02 Jun 2016 11:58
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Tor Janes wrote:
loved watching him race Kevin great race dog.
Bro Pete whats this with the getting onto the hayne train? My coat tails are full this week I forgot to tell you, I may as well just start picking the reserves and hope for scratchings
Sorry Tor couldn't be farked tipping this week so I thought I'd copy yours, looks like I'm the second arshole you've met in a chat room this week. Hey I see Bro. FarQ has left the brotherhood again CofA removed, geez he's dicing with the devil on that score considering Brother Theo could be defrocked when they find this missing from the chapel on Sunday. EXTERNAL LINK - Mockers Macwollie
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 05 Jun 2016 09:25
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Bro. Theo's Tally Board update. EXTERNAL LINK Now only 8 1/4 grand to go. Tonight I was worried we'd get blamed for the rain, no the program went ahead. No bets placed but the black dog is not at home went out walking with missus 7:40pm surely not but the regular walk goes awfully close to the PUB TAB and he is an e/way punter the Old Mackie. What was spooky though was watching the immediate race before the Golfers one from Sale at Albion Park Dogs, a dog named Mocka's Babe ran 3rd in the event the alarm bells started to ring a mocker was in the air, so I suppose a thousand dollars is better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. - Until Tuesday cheerio, Mockers Macwollie
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 05 Jun 2016 09:54
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Yeah I won a thousand for sitting on my fat arse watching the voice. Hard life this greyhound ownership stuff. Anyway Tuesday might be another tally board update methinks. The Blonde Flash will ignite.....
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 07 Jun 2016 12:06
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EXTERNAL LINK Thankyou Brother Theo you are doing a wonderful job.
Today he had to get of his arse for pay dirt and listen to The Voice "Johnny Farnam's greatest hits to Gawler and back for 7 hours. Well done keep up the good work. - Mockers
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 07 Jun 2016 12:54
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Guns n Roses today.
In SA they pay $15 for unplaced. Must be having some payment issues because one trainer says to me 'have you been getting paid for the unplaced?' 'farked I I know' I retort, 'ive never missed a place' (roars of laughter)
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 07 Jun 2016 13:01
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Hah Hah Hah that is funny what about when Bessie Belle she ran 4th once the only time she's ever been out of a place coz Mockers backed her Hee hee hee. - Sorry that was nasty.
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 07 Jun 2016 15:18
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Shit I forgot about that. What about your 2 grossly obese animals, they were unplaced 28 times in 42 starts. Did ya mock them also?
Now that's nasty.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 07 Jun 2016 21:37
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Got two for you Mockers, Noddy's sister Angle Park race 1 number 2 luna lunar.
And race 1 meadows box 7, rumbling daisy , her sister is in grafton now getting ready to race
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 07 Jun 2016 22:09
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Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Shit I forgot about that. What about your 2 grossly obese animals, they were unplaced 28 times in 42 starts. Did ya mock them also?
Now that's nasty.
Uncalled for ladies I don't like that shite leave the dogs out of your kiddie bullshit.
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 07 Jun 2016 22:19
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How about if you don't like our kiddie bullshit, don't farkin read it. It's called humour.
Welcome to the greyhound lounge.
On the punt with Mockers Macwollie
