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Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6019 Dogs 0 / Races 0 05 Jun 2018 01:33
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Tor Janes wrote:
Talk about kicking a owner when they are down , we have given Bro Pete best of three, if he farks up again with Lola we will move onto trotters , and ill get my lucky mate to go in with us to offset the mock. Lucky all this PM for Mr Sheother may make him forget im about 3 weeks over with the lola payment however with 5K in his skyrocket maybe he is shouting us this months payments He wants cash now my lucky mate for the quaddie numbers so maybe I will be losing that spot on the leaderboard, cheeky farker. Tell you what though Dusty blew them off the nowra course wednesday morning, first trial at nowra, well not really but he went all the way aroud and bit on so we were all happy and back slapping after that one
Sounds to me like "Dusty" has one Hell of a bite! When they come knocking Tor! ring and we'll work out a deal! for Dusty, and one for a good Lawyer to. (Galbally is 'seas, maybe Chris Murphy?)
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 06 Jun 2018 00:53
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A better bet Huss would be getting Tor an agent to handle the media scrum like that pommie MaxMarkson bloke. 60mins, The Project, A Current Affair, Koshie on Sunrise, a spread in the Womens Weekly or New Idea, The Footy Show, both versions and having failed achieving that well then he better watch out if he drops the soap in Long Bay. - Macwollie
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 06 Jun 2018 02:27
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Fellas it was last sunday, old news now! The rain has washed everything away I would guess its been peeing down here for the past few days so put the galbally back in the sky rocket for the time being lol We have a name for dusty, may I present Bit Dusty! a play on his father of course bit chilli. Cold here too so maybe a omen who knows. Hows the footsies Bro Pete no news?
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 06 Jun 2018 03:32
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The dog's paws? why you ask Bro. Tor are you having problems with your two? Well they don't make the corns go away but they do provide excellent relief for both dogs on the walks, it must be the gel cushioning inside them. One problem though is Macwollie, boy is he a farking lazy bastard, these cold nights he refuses to leave a warm house whereas Zeddy will walk through a snow storm, not that he or I has ever seen snow in our lives. - Bro. Macwollie
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 06 Jun 2018 05:36
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Tor Janes wrote:
Fellas it was last sunday, old news now! The rain has washed everything away I would guess its been peeing down here for the past few days so put the galbally back in the sky rocket for the time being lol We have a name for dusty, may I present Bit Dusty! a play on his father of course bit chilli. Cold here too so maybe a omen who knows. Hows the footsies Bro Pete no news? Bit Dusty mmmm and around the turn and Bit Dusty ranges up on the outside and runs the the outside fence looking for the prick calling his name. Lol that would have taken a bit of sitting down and throwing a few names into the hat lol. I hope hes a champion good luck.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 06 Jun 2018 06:47
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Actually Bro Pete the problem is the going outside when its wet and coming back in again. I am washing dogs feet all the time and drying them too, I am out of ideas. Thanks Graham, I get to see him here so excited but just as excited about fui fui and lola! I actually wanted done and dusty or dusty de feago ( after the volcano) but the hand of god my mate chose the bit dusty
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 07 Jun 2018 00:39
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Two ways of solving this dirty dog feet problem Tor due to your mud heap in the back yard as boots are expensive and you would be forever taking them on and off. Remember their paws need to breath.
1. Get rid of the dogs. 2. Get the local dago concretor in to do the whole rear yard in concrete including drainage.
- Macwollie at you service
BTW I've got the day off due to last nights late one I owe dogs a free range run today about to go 1pm.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 07 Jun 2018 03:19
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Dear Boss,
Im not coming in today as I had a late one
Kind Regards Bro Pete
So that works at the wharehouse? Pretty loose there mate dont they miss your productivity when you arent there?
We have pavers but alas and alack the chickens like to crap all over them, so its a mix of mud and chicken poo, hey you could probably grow anything you wanted in the backyard and it would go well too! You got me thinking though, use the front instead of the back as its a lot cleaner out there. So thank you and have a nice free range, not free range tree rats I assume
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 07 Jun 2018 05:18
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Fark got caught out today didn't check KCC park calendar why would yah it's a Thursday. Fark me dead I wasn't the only one having a day off the car park was as full as Dr Huss on a Saturday night when I rock up. Some massive dog show (West Gippsland Kennel Club) on for 2 days but we managed to get on although Macwollie had eyes to root a Bedlington terrier. What a bloke gets up to on a day off hey Tor.
Tor we had to re write your letter and e-mail it off today as follows;
Dear Manager W/house
Peter the Ass. Manager W/house was kept up late last night with a mystery illness and is unfit for work 7th Jume, 2018. He went to the doctors this afternoon and was diagnosed with sleep deprivation. Pete should be right to return to normal duties as of Friday 8th June, 2018 after having a good old sleep in with his two greyhounds as therapy today Thursday. Pete said he's feeling much better now. Mrs. Macwollie (wife)
I hope that clears the air Tor btw we are missing 18 x 70amp flat top gel batteries whole sale price of close to $288 each not in Nowra by any chance?.
For the record in case BH thread goes feral. I had a flexi day pre arranged for today for time built up when I went did a weeks work in Sydney last December, remember Tor I went to a Wenty mid weeker and Super Mocked Elzy Lay got him again last night farking missed the 12s last week at Bulli though damn. - Macwollie
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 07 Jun 2018 05:45
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Peter Gurry wrote:
Fark got caught out today didn't check KCC park calendar why would yah it's a Thursday. Fark me dead I wasn't the only one having a day off the car park was as full as Dr Huss on a Saturday night when I rock up. Some massive dog show (West Gippsland Kennel Club) on for 2 days but we managed to get on although Macwollie had eyes to root a Bedlington terrier. What a bloke gets up to on a day off hey Tor.
Tor we had to re write your letter and e-mail it off today as follows;
Dear Manager W/house
Peter the Ass. Manager W/house was kept up late last night with a mystery illness and is unfit for work 7th Jume, 2018. He went to the doctors this afternoon and was diagnosed with sleep deprivation. Pete should be right to return to normal duties as of Friday 8th June, 2018 after having a good old sleep in with his two greyhounds as therapy today Thursday. Pete said he's feeling much better now. Mrs. Macwollie (wife)
I hope that clears the air Tor btw we are missing 18 x 70amp flat top gel batteries whole sale price of close to $288 each not in Nowra by any chance?.
For the record in case BH thread goes feral. I had a flexi day pre arranged for today for time built up when I went did a weeks work in Sydney last December, remember Tor I went to a Wenty mid weeker and Super Mocked Elzy Lay got him again last night farking missed the 12s last week at Bulli though damn. - Macwollie
$14 actually lol
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 07 Jun 2018 08:35
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The kennel is on fire at the moment, elzy and the ridge are both all guns blazing so to speak
This latest cover up email looks to be a bit better Bro Pete, you could always use the old had to go to the vet as they know you need to go there a lot as in frequent flyer points! FLexi days, mmm I thought that was only government jobs, you know they work a exta 10 minutes a day then take the next week off, all balances out
I cant get rid of the gel tops they only want 140 amp round bottom solar ones here now!
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 07 Jun 2018 12:12
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A couple of Technical clarifications Tor a: "gel" non spillable form of acid inside battery b: 24kg's each c:"Flat Tops" means terminals screw into battery ie: no lead posts gets the dimensions of the battery down a bit like gaining space for a space saver spare tyre in a modern motor vehicle. Bloody hell Torkin 140 amp solar? shit the panel required to fuel those babies would be the size of a 8 x 5 foot trailer. I can't imagine a scooter or wheel chair carting that farking monstrosity around. Stick to finance Tor and leave the disability services to the pros. - Macwollie BTW at least I know there not in Nowra Tor tells me the town's turned green solar this solar that so the hunt goes on, possible stocktake error counted as post type I'm hoping.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 09 Jun 2018 00:12
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Stocktake error, is that what they call it these days? Nothing the delete button wont fix hey Bro Pete, bit of creative accounting never hurt anyone Those 140 amp solar ones they use them for the lights for the crops they grow down here apparently in the bush Well my little under 10 bears had the first loss of the season today, going down 3-2. It was about time we had a loss little buggers were getting a bit cocky. That was our first loss in 3 and a half years since i started coaching the team
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 09 Jun 2018 02:24
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Hey Tor you know how your in the market for some bikes ie: the kids are on to you to stop buying greyhounds and start looking after your kin and getting them mobile? What would you pay if a pair of bikes went missing at stocktake. We've now moved into these electric bikes. The farkers fly, they do about 35km, you pedal a couple of rotations then they take off powered by a lithium battery. Idea behind them is for people riding to work and not arriving all sweaty. Cost about 2k- 2 & 1/2k. - Macwollie
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10026 Dogs 16 / Races 0 09 Jun 2018 05:38
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Bro Pete they want unicycles, well one does anyway they are doing circus at school. The other wants money to the value of the unicycle the other gets. So neither of them have anything yet , yes party due to bills for greyhounds amongst gst payments and so forth. So it begs the question do these electric ones come in the one wheel variety? Yeeehaaa lol.
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 24 Jun 2018 23:16
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Any reason why this post is being neglected 2 busy on that stupid on the punt with the pair of hairbrains lol. Obviously the Sydney Chookies dont have any followers as they will win the comp this year. Attack attack attack oh and just for the record my bitch Zarita has whelped a litter of 7 5 boys and 2 girls to the great Fernando Bale.
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 25 Jun 2018 00:59
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Yes Batt Hens has been quiet lately due to a lack of news on existing BH3 stock.
Fark you'll be wanting a pretty penny for those babies. Colours please and NSW or Vic whelped?
Tor the problem with an electric Unicycle is the commercial possibilities have hit a snag due to a lack of a frame the battery at this stage has to be inserted up the riders anus, engineers still working on an alternative so the kids miss out again and anyway Gerhard will no doubt be wanting an arm and a leg for the above so nothing this year or next for christmas kids.- Macwollie
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6019 Dogs 0 / Races 0 25 Jun 2018 02:24
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Peter Gurry wrote:
Yes Batt Hens has been quiet lately due to a lack of news on existing BH3 stock.
Fark you'll be wanting a pretty penny for those babies. Colours please and NSW or Vic whelped?
Tor the problem with an electric Unicycle is the commercial possibilities have hit a snag due to a lack of a frame the battery at this stage has to be inserted up the riders anus, engineers still working on an alternative so the kids miss out again and anyway Gerhard will no doubt be wanting an arm and a leg for the above so nothing this year or next for christmas kids.- Macwollie
Hey Mockers, I hope your not gunna let Gerhard get away with referring to YOU & BIG KEV as Hairbrains!!! I'd be upset!
Colours please and NSW or VIC whelped! TAX RETURN money Mac??
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9257 Dogs 18 / Races 25 25 Jun 2018 03:44
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Colours please and NSW or VIC whelped! TAX RETURN money Mac??
No chance of a tax return Huss, I'll owe the kuntz $2 1/2k and anyway I've paid off Lola so that debt has gone and I'm fishing on your behalf. - Macwollie
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 25 Jun 2018 03:52
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Peter Gurry wrote:
Colours please and NSW or VIC whelped! TAX RETURN money Mac??
No chance of a tax return Huss, I'll owe the kuntz $2 1/2k and anyway I've paid off Lola so that debt has gone and I'm fishing on your behalf. - Macwollie
Nsw whelped Fui caretaker whelped them 1 white and black dog , 1 white and Fawn dog, 1 black dog, 1 white and black bitch 1 Fawn bitch and I think a Fawn dog or blue dog Im not sure yet.
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