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Jack Ogilvie Australia (Verified User) Posts 15483 Dogs 0 / Races 1 14 Mar 2014 05:16
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It's the grog and stolen bibles that cost
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 14 Mar 2014 05:44
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Excuse me I think Mr TA paid his way 1 1/2 slabs of ale, Chinese Banquet T/A and I cooked and fed my own dog. Exercised Reg, took out the recycled waste, brought the bin back in, picked up dog droppings from all dogs in back yard, sat through 5 games of Rugby League a didn't whinge once, chatted to elderly next door neighbour and didn't make a mess of your dunny. Now that's what I call a guest. Speaking of dunnies this is what I found shitting sorry I mean sitting on mine. Randwick 1 - 6 11 2 - 4 5 7 3 - 8 9 10 4 - 5 12 Zapata Macwollie Acapulco Victoria Oh I forgot I lost that farkin marquee cover you forgot about that one didn't you yah bustard.
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 14 Mar 2014 05:55
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Peter Gurry wrote:
Excuse me I think Mr TA paid his way 1 1/2 slabs of ale, Chinese Banquet T/A and I cooked and fed my own dog. Exercised Reg, took out the recycled waste, brought the bin back in, picked up dog droppings from all dogs in back yard, sat through 5 games of Rugby League a didn't whinge once, chatted to elderly next door neighbour and didn't make a mess of your dunny. Now that's what I call a guest. Speaking of dunnies this is what I found shitting sorry I mean sitting on mine. Randwick 1 - 6 11 2 - 4 5 7 3 - 8 9 10 4 - 5 12 Zapata Macwollie Acapulco Victoria Oh I forgot I lost that farkin marquee cover you forgot about that one didn't you yah bustard.
If you weren't so worried getting the piss into you then you would have packed the trailer properly then wouldn't you then I had to drive home after working all night, not playing with kiddies . Did you collect the ticket I gave you? take it off the 1/2 the slab and I think I bought the first one plus shoved a guiness down your throat.
Bernard John Duffy Australia (Verified User) Posts 8052 Dogs 28 / Races 8 14 Mar 2014 06:16
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Ok Guys as we head to Sydney Town for the Start of the Real Carnival .
There is a lot of Class Racing there Tomorrow At Royal Randwick .
1st Leg Race 6 # 2 AEROBATICS and # 3 LILLIBURLERO
2nd Leg Race 7 #3 CRITERION (NZ)and # 4 ATLANTE
3rd Leg Race 8 #6 APPEARANCE and # 8 RED TRACER
4th Leg Race 9 #1 SIDESTEP, # 5 OPEN BOOK # 11 MAYSOON
and # 13 SHAMALIA
Atlante Is My Special of the Day in Race 7 # 3
Best Of Luck to All !
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 14 Mar 2014 08:42
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Dear Mr Know All, I'll continue this spat on Batt Hens this thread is for Quaddie selections and not for the airing of dirty laundry which wasn't covered in my hotel expenses all the same. oops sorry I did borrow a towel.
Ryan Vanderwert Australia (Verified User) Posts 5959 Dogs 8 / Races 0 14 Mar 2014 10:06
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Just a clarification on the rules Mr Chief Steward.
Would it be correct to assume because they race the reverse way in NSW that if my pick comes last, that means it's the winner ?
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 14 Mar 2014 12:08
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No, if that was the case I'd be a very rich man. Stop being silly and get your quaddie in before 03:22 GMT Saturday. You have now been given official notice to smarten up otherwise rule 27a applies restricted to 6 selections only.- Macwollie, Master & The Convener
Ryan Vanderwert Australia (Verified User) Posts 5959 Dogs 8 / Races 0 14 Mar 2014 20:18
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Peter Gurry wrote:
...........Stop being silly.................
Mr Chief Steward and Humdrum are bum buddies............na-na-na-na-na !
I wlda picked Belly 'n' Buzz for that part as they share so many juicy tips.
Mr Chief Steward who wld you rather - shaved headed Miley or bald Brittany ?
Answer: neither are butch enuf.
Peter Bell Australia (Verified User) Posts 1461 Dogs 3 / Races 0 14 Mar 2014 20:34
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UMMM bum buddies,,, you are only gay (quere) if you take it,so if you give it you are as straight as..whoohoo I;m straight.yeeearhhh
I have been doing the form for W.A we will be over there next lol Bloody MEXICANS can't make up their minds Melb 1 week SYD the next, geez.
1st leg numbers 3,6,9 2nd leg numbers 2,5. 3rd leg numbers 7,8,9. 4th leg numbers 5,12.
Ryan Vanderwert Australia (Verified User) Posts 5959 Dogs 8 / Races 0 15 Mar 2014 02:35
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Peter Bell wrote:
UMMM bum buddies,,, you are only gay (quere) if you take it,so if you give it you are as straight as.....
bhahahahaha, Belly......hahahaha
Onto $hitwick:
Race 6 9. RECOINAGE 6. A TIME FOR JULIA 3. LILLIBURLERO 7. EMMALENE
Race 7 1. DISSIDENT 5. EUROZONE
Race 8 9. ZOUSTAR 6. APPEARANCE
Race 9 1. SIDESTEP 4. EVERAGE
slmao Belly
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 15 Mar 2014 02:59
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SOS Poohbah you still have 40 mins GMT error should read 04:42 next to posting. - Management
Jenny Novak Australia (Verified User) Posts 59 Dogs 0 / Races 0 15 Mar 2014 05:47
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Jack Ogilvie wrote:
Sorry Jenny , should have been most ,but not if your female ,and your name starts with J. Come on Jenny join the Quaddie club .we need a female to stop the boys swearing.lol
You couldn't handle a female in the man cave
Jack Ogilvie Australia (Verified User) Posts 15483 Dogs 0 / Races 1 15 Mar 2014 07:00
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You got that right Jenny.the last one I let in was ugly and I had to tie a piece of meat to her leg so the dog would play with her.
Jenny Novak Australia (Verified User) Posts 59 Dogs 0 / Races 0 15 Mar 2014 07:24
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Lol I have the opposite effect,can't keep the buggers off
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 15 Mar 2014 08:31
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Sorry to interrupt your love life Brother Jack but todays results have just come in on the wire Week 5 Fruckstein - w x w x - 2 Just Torkin - w w w x - 3 bloody nearly 2nd in last leg Humdrum @ Stud w x x x - 1 Macwollie w x x x - 1 Duffmeister x x w w - 2 juicey last leg up Bernard Quasimotto w x x x - 1 Von Ryans Xpr w w w x - 3 another near miss 2nd in last leg fate from above The Poohbah scratched today MS scratched today
The Harry Hardluck Standings Humdrum $443 - 13 points Quasimoto $304 - 12 points Duffmeister $304, Macwollie, Fruckstein & Von Ryan Xpr - 11 points Just Torkin - 9 points The Grand Poohbah - 4 points MS - 3 points Ms J Novak - 0 points
With the conveners sexuality coming under attack from within the stable of competitors, the good Lord saw fit to set up Von Ryan to be live in the last leg one for about $1500 and another for $6 grand to then do the old the lord giveth and the lord taketh. - Amen Bro. P J Macwollie.
Peter Bell Australia (Verified User) Posts 1461 Dogs 3 / Races 0 15 Mar 2014 10:22
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QUASIMOTO YOU ARE TO KIND,Dont hurt me now.
Ryan Vanderwert Australia (Verified User) Posts 5959 Dogs 8 / Races 0 15 Mar 2014 23:49
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Peter Gurry wrote:
........the good Lord saw fit to set up Von Ryan to be live in the last leg one for about $1500 and another for $6 grand to then do the old the lord giveth and the lord taketh. - Amen Bro. P J Macwollie.
typical chief steward comment...........always trying to even the score.
btw the ititials PJ = first word poo ?
wtf is this ?????
Peter Gurry wrote:
..... This will annoy you even more if you had Desert Juney No 5 in the last you cop the official TAB Vic sub No 4 Akzar so some get 2 points in the last race. How they fared week 3 in order of receipt Duffmeister - x x x ww - 2 winners Fruckstein - x w x ww - 3
This is absolute rubbish - you cant get 2 first picks for the one race let alone 2 winners you tird burglar, what sort of stewardising is that ????
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9262 Dogs 18 / Races 25 16 Mar 2014 00:27
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Jack Ogilvie wrote:
Simple rules 10 horses combine any way you want. Melbourne races. For bragging rights we need a scorer,will continue all year. Dividend will be on a $1 unit based on TAB results. If there is a late scratching your selection will be replaced by the TAB favourite ,in the event of equal favourites the higher TAB nuber will be the sub,any other comments on rules .
It's called a substitute Von Ryan, Jack alluded to it in his first post albeit scrambled and confusing just check the official results on the TAB corp site it nominates the official sub. If say you had a quaddie that day and the first 3 legs lobbed you'd get paid 2 divvies, like wise here and 2 points, it's not farkin rocket science we're dealing with here on My Sat Quaddie, between you and the bell ringer you are causing no end of trouble to the stewards, what was it yesterday a 1/2 hd margin in the last shit bad luck (apologies to Tor), god can be a bustard at times. FYI a dead heat is counted as 1 point as well so you could also get 2 wins in the one race. That is all - Bro. Peter John (PJ) Macwollie not poo jabber as you were hinting at.
Jack Ogilvie Australia (Verified User) Posts 15483 Dogs 0 / Races 1 16 Mar 2014 00:35
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Do we need some rule changes or naughty boys strapped.or do we need to tie a piece of meat to their ankles and let Jenny play with them.
Jack Ogilvie Australia (Verified User) Posts 15483 Dogs 0 / Races 1 16 Mar 2014 00:40
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Jack Ogilvie wrote:
You got that right Jenny.the last one I let in was ugly and I had to tie a piece of meat to her leg so the dog would play with her.
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