Flemington
13 2 13 10 $3011.00

13 - Estriella $1.95
2 - Cascadian $9.00
13 - Mark Twain $9.30
10 - He's Our Bonneval $12.00

No Subs

Rosehill Gardens
1 7 17 8 $646.40

1- Orchestral $1.95
7 - Kalapour $55.00
17 - Another Wil $1.45
8- Gringots $3.30

Subs leg 2 for Mac lodge Post Impressionist (last) for Tom Kitten
last leg for Poohbah Gringots (winner) for Mystery Shot it saved Poohbah from the RHG undie run.

Report:
A big day trying to watch what was going on with only Dr Huss being live with 2 horses at Flemington only to just miss out Macwollie Lodge says it was his fault as he had Belle et Riche one out in last leg with to mock the Doctor. Lazarus cops the Flemington Undie run now over to the Stewards hearing:

Stewards Room:
Present Head Steward, The Convener, Dr Huss Lazarus, Fruckstein, MoTor and Poohbah.

Chairman of Stewards - OK Convener what's got your goat this week.

TC - Through participant Macwollie Lodge I posted on his tips post this week as he was 1st cab off the rank that could all participants lodge entries with the 1st meeting to kick off the double header being Flemington to submit them followed by their Rosehill Gardens Quad.

CoS - And

TC - Well five of the nine didn't follow my instructions

CoS - So what grief did this cause.

TC - A miss mash of recording them down on my days MSQ running sheet and may I submit it as Exhibit A:

Cos - Go ahead and hand it to me

TC - Gladly EXTERNAL LINK

CoS - Yes I agree Convener it does look a mess

TC - The straw that broke the camels back was Team Fruckstein's as I recorded his Sydney one over Flemington's spot so I cracked it so one in all in and I went and posted that these 5 fuckers in front of you today come in after the last for a telling off.

CoS - Yes I can see some familiar faces and one I think is the current leader and a known trouble maker who I saw in front of me just a couple of weeks back. I wont refer to you as those 5 "expletive" that The Convener referred to you as but come Spring time gents could you exercise proper proceedure when we double up again and do what your fucking instructed to do as my time is important to me and list your Quaddies in 1st venue that kicks off the day, now off with all of you including The Convener.

Fruckstein Shield:

1. Dr Huss - 29 Flm w w w x 3 RHG w x w x 2 tot 5 = 34
2. Joe Buck - 28 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 33
3. MacWollie Lodge - 24 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 29
4. Quassie - 24 Flm w w x w 3 RHG x x w x 1 tot 4 = 28
5. Team Fruckstein - 23 Flm x w x x 1 RHG w x x w 2 tot 3 = 26
6. The Poet - 19 Flm w x x x 1 RHG w x w w 3 tot 4 = 23
6. The MoTor Mechanic - 18 Flm w w x x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 23
8. Lazarus - 16 Flm x x x x 0 RHG w x x x 1 tot 1 = 17
9. The Poohbah - 14 Flm w x x x 1 RHG x x x s 1 tot 2 = 16

Possum Lodge Divvy Sheild:

1. Dr Huss - $154.30 Flm 20.25 RHG 2.95 tot 23.20 = $177.20
2. Quassie - $115.25 Flm 22.95 RHG 1.45 tot 23.40 = $138.65
3. Joe Buck - $114.25 Flm 11.25 RHG 6.25 tot 17.50 = $131.75
4. Macwollie Lodge - $99.95 Flm 11.25 RHG 7.25 tot 18.50 = $118.45 (1Q $236.20)
5. The Poet - $102.80 Flm 1.95 RHG 6.25 tot 8.20 = $111.00
6. The MoTor Mechanic - $91.45 Flm 10.95 RHG 6.25 tot 17.20 = $107.65
7. Team Fruckstein - $88.45 Flm 9.00 RHG 6.25 tot 15.25 = $103.70 (1Q $1,738.70)
8. The Poohbah - $83.35 Flm 1.95 RHG 1.00 tot 2.95 = $86.30
9. Lazarus - $68.15 Flm 0.00 RHG 1.50 tot 1.50 = $69.65

Next Week: Back to normal thank fuck Sydney Only - Royal Randwick for the Group 1 Doncaster Hcp 1600m - The Convener

Quote: (Caps shown where he used them, apparently in text talk etiquette that's shouting)

MSQ: PROTEST Dr. Huss tipped Orchestral $1.95, Another Wil $1.45 ADDS up to $3.40 NOT $2.95 So you went to Christopher Skase's School of Accountancy! (followed with an smiling emoji with a halo)

Rubbing in the Saints 4pt loss to his Bombers yesterday no doubt.

PROTEST: Dismissed (an Easter egg on face of Dr. Huss)

That crooked late entrepreneur Christopher Skase may have fled to the Spanish island of "Majorca" but The Convener is not going anywhere but he fancies seeing the Greek "Peloponnese" in action soon. https:/ CLICK HERE

The Conveners Accounting: RHG Meeting (Note that Hong Kong mob was involved in a couple of pools yesterday hence 5 cent dividends)

Leg 1 - Orchestral $1.50 (I admit I did list it as $1.95)
Leg 3 - Another Wil $1.45
Total = $2.95
Now how did this nuisance get $3.40 hmmn?
Got it, it wasn't that farking hard did he combined both quaddies.

Flm Leg 1 - Estriella $1.95
RHG Leg 3 - Another Wil $1.45
Total = $3.40
No I had Orchestral as $1.95 not the $1.50 farked up with that mess of paper work and Saints loosing.
His follow up text was to get on DNM in the 5th @ Grafton tonight @ $1.09 fixed he knows I don't bet on Sundays the cheeky bastid anyway there's better value in Fruckstein's Zoological Gardens if I did bet in the 9th @ $17.

The Convener

It is hard enough for me to tip one winner Macwollie but it is a red letter day for me when I tip two.
I did also tip the winner of the last at Flemington

I am sorry for the trouble I cause but stop being a skin flint to me lol

Peter Gurry wrote:

Melbourne and Sydney double header again Flemington and Rosehill Gardens Tracks Flm Good 4 leg 1 Good 3 remainder RHG Good 4 both race evenly Flemington 13 2 13 10 $3011.00 13 - Estriella $1.95 2 - Cascadian $9.00 13 - Mark Twain $9.30 10 - He's Our Bonneval $12.00 No Subs Rosehill Gardens 1 7 17 8 $646.40 1- Orchestral $1.95 7 - Kalapour $55.00 17 - Another Wil $1.45 8- Gringots $3.30 Subs leg 2 for Mac lodge Post Impressionist (last) for Tom Kitten last leg for Poohbah Gringots (winner) for Mystery Shot it saved Poohbah from the RHG undie run. Report: A big day trying to watch what was going on with only Dr Huss being live with 2 horses at Flemington only to just miss out Macwollie Lodge says it was his fault as he had Belle et Riche one out in last leg with to mock the Doctor. Lazarus cops the Flemington Undie run now over to the Stewards hearing: Stewards Room: Present Head Steward, The Convener, Dr Huss Lazarus, Fruckstein, MoTor and Poohbah. Chairman of Stewards - OK Convener what's got your goat this week. TC - Through participant Macwollie Lodge I posted on his tips post this week as he was 1st cab off the rank that could all participants lodge entries with the 1st meeting to kick off the double header being Flemington to submit them followed by their Rosehill Gardens Quad. CoS - And TC - Well five of the nine didn't follow my instructions CoS - So what grief did this cause. TC - A miss mash of recording them down on my days MSQ running sheet and may I submit it as Exhibit A: Cos - Go ahead and hand it to me TC - Gladly EXTERNAL LINK CoS - Yes I agree Convener it does look a mess TC - The straw that broke the camels back was Team Fruckstein's as I recorded his Sydney one over Flemington's spot so I cracked it so one in all in and I went and posted that these 5 fuckers in front of you today come in after the last for a telling off. CoS - Yes I can see some familiar faces and one I think is the current leader and a known trouble maker who I saw in front of me just a couple of weeks back. I wont refer to you as those 5 "expletive" that The Convener referred to you as but come Spring time gents could you exercise proper proceedure when we double up again and do what your fucking instructed to do as my time is important to me and list your Quaddies in 1st venue that kicks off the day, now off with all of you including The Convener. Fruckstein Shield: 1. Dr Huss - 29 Flm w w w x 3 RHG w x w x 2 tot 5 = 34 2. Joe Buck - 28 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 33 3. MacWollie Lodge - 24 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 29 4. Quassie - 24 Flm w w x w 3 RHG x x w x 1 tot 4 = 28 5. Team Fruckstein - 23 Flm x w x x 1 RHG w x x w 2 tot 3 = 26 6. The Poet - 19 Flm w x x x 1 RHG w x w w 3 tot 4 = 23 6. The MoTor Mechanic - 18 Flm w w x x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 23 8. Lazarus - 16 Flm x x x x 0 RHG w x x x 1 tot 1 = 17 9. The Poohbah - 14 Flm w x x x 1 RHG x x x s 1 tot 2 = 16 Possum Lodge Divvy Sheild: 1. Dr Huss - $154.30 Flm 20.25 RHG 2.95 tot 23.20 = $177.20 2. Quassie - $115.25 Flm 22.95 RHG 1.45 tot 23.40 = $138.65 3. Joe Buck - $114.25 Flm 11.25 RHG 6.25 tot 17.50 = $131.75 4. Macwollie Lodge - $99.95 Flm 11.25 RHG 7.25 tot 18.50 = $118.45 (1Q $236.20) 5. The Poet - $102.80 Flm 1.95 RHG 6.25 tot 8.20 = $111.00 6. The MoTor Mechanic - $91.45 Flm 10.95 RHG 6.25 tot 17.20 = $107.65 7. Team Fruckstein - $88.45 Flm 9.00 RHG 6.25 tot 15.25 = $103.70 (1Q $1,738.70) 8. The Poohbah - $83.35 Flm 1.95 RHG 1.00 tot 2.95 = $86.30 9. Lazarus - $68.15 Flm 0.00 RHG 1.50 tot 1.50 = $69.65 Next Week: Back to normal thank fuck Sydney Only - Royal Randwick for the Group 1 Doncaster Hcp 1600m - The Convener

Sorry Poohbah the stress of marking them down and the checking process but you did bugger your order by lodging the Flemington meeting last, I should have penalised you 1pt for the grief you caused. Revised standings as follows:

Fruckstein Shield:

1. Dr Huss - 29 Flm w w w x 3 RHG w x w x 2 tot 5 = 34
2. Joe Buck - 28 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 33
3. MacWollie Lodge - 24 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 29
4. Quassie - 24 Flm w w x w 3 RHG x x w x 1 tot 4 = 28
5. Team Fruckstein - 23 Flm x w x x 1 RHG w x x w 2 tot 3 = 26
6. The Poet - 19 Flm w x x x 1 RHG w x w w 3 tot 4 = 23
6. The MoTor Mechanic - 18 Flm w w x x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 23
8. Lazarus - 16 Flm x x x x 0 RHG w x x x 1 tot 1 = 17
8. The Poohbah - 14 Flm w x x w 2 RHG x x x s 1 tot 3 = 17

Possum Lodge Divvy Sheild:

1. Dr Huss - $154.30 Flm 20.25 RHG 2.95 tot 23.20 = $177.20
2. Quassie - $115.25 Flm 22.95 RHG 1.45 tot 23.40 = $138.65
3. Joe Buck - $114.25 Flm 11.25 RHG 6.25 tot 17.50 = $131.75
4. Macwollie Lodge - $99.95 Flm 11.25 RHG 7.25 tot 18.50 = $118.45 (1Q $236.20)
5. The Poet - $102.80 Flm 1.95 RHG 6.25 tot 8.20 = $111.00
6. The MoTor Mechanic - $91.45 Flm 10.95 RHG 6.25 tot 17.20 = $107.65
7. Team Fruckstein - $88.45 Flm 9.00 RHG 6.25 tot 15.25 = $103.70 (1Q $1,738.70)
8. The Poohbah - $83.35 Flm 13.95 RHG 1.00 tot 14.95 = $98.30
9. Lazarus - $68.15 Flm 0.00 RHG 1.50 tot 1.50 = $69.65

Next Week: Back to normal thank fuck Sydney Only - Royal Randwick for the Group 1 Doncaster Hcp 1600m - The Convener

PS. No return on the Zoological Gardens! DNM Chicken dinner Winner!

I haven't been paying attention to the tally board Mr convenor but I thought I'm not going to good here although I'm winning at the races for example my besty on Saturday at Flemington was cascadian I got him straight out and the tri but it looks like a no score from here .

Sorry Lazza as you can see from Exhibit "A" the day has proved to be a shemozzle, thank god next week is back to normal with only 1 meeting to contend with. - The Convener

Revision No. 2

Fruckstein Shield:

1. Dr Huss - 29 Flm w w w x 3 RHG w x w x 2 tot 5 = 34
2. Joe Buck - 28 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 33
3. MacWollie Lodge - 24 Flm w x w x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 29
4. Quassie - 24 Flm w w x w 3 RHG x x w x 1 tot 4 = 28
5. Team Fruckstein - 23 Flm x w x x 1 RHG w x x w 2 tot 3 = 26
6. The Poet - 19 Flm w x x x 1 RHG w x w w 3 tot 4 = 23
6. The MoTor Mechanic - 18 Flm w w x x 2 RHG w x w w 3 tot 5 = 23
8. Lazarus - 16 Flm x w x x 1 RHG w x x x 1 tot 2 = 18
9. The Poohbah - 14 Flm w x x w 2 RHG x x x s 1 tot 3 = 17

Possum Lodge Divvy Sheild:

1. Dr Huss - $154.30 Flm 20.25 RHG 2.95 tot 23.20 = $177.20
2. Quassie - $115.25 Flm 22.95 RHG 1.45 tot 23.40 = $138.65
3. Joe Buck - $114.25 Flm 11.25 RHG 6.25 tot 17.50 = $131.75
4. Macwollie Lodge - $99.95 Flm 11.25 RHG 7.25 tot 18.50 = $118.45 (1Q $236.20)
5. The Poet - $102.80 Flm 1.95 RHG 6.25 tot 8.20 = $111.00
6. The MoTor Mechanic - $91.45 Flm 10.95 RHG 6.25 tot 17.20 = $107.65
7. Team Fruckstein - $88.45 Flm 9.00 RHG 6.25 tot 15.25 = $103.70 (1Q $1,738.70)
8. The Poohbah - $83.35 Flm 13.95 RHG 1.00 tot 14.95 = $98.30
9. Lazarus - $68.15 Flm 9.00 RHG 1.50 tot 10.50 = $78.65

Next Week: Back to normal thank fuck Sydney Only - Royal Randwick for the Group 1 Doncaster Hcp 1600m - The Convener

Thank you Mr convenor I'm glad I could help you contain your greatful work in some small way ...cheers

I've got a funny feeling RANDWICK will be cancelled tomorrow due to the Sydney downpour over the next two days already both Wentworth Park dog meetings tonight and tomorrow have been pulled so we will go with CAULFIELD as well this week, please submit quaddies to both venues. - The Convener

Peter Gurry wrote:

URGENT NEWS I've got a funny feeling RANDWICK will be cancelled tomorrow due to the Sydney downpour over the next two days already both Wentworth Park dog meetings tonight and tomorrow have been pulled so we will go with CAULFIELD as well this week, please submit quaddies to both venues. - The Convener

1 - 3 - 13
2 - 4 - 5
10 - 14
12 - 15

Caulfield

1 - 3
1 - 2 - 9
2 - 5 - 8
1 - 7

Royal Randwick

1 3 8
18 21
1 7 14
2 4

Caulfield

1 2
2 3 9
3 6 8
12 13

Good luck gents - Macwollie Lodge

MELB
2,3.
4,5.
3,9,10.
9,13,17.

Coughfield
1-2
1-2
3-6-9
8-11-13

CField

2
1/2/3
3/4/5
1/5/11

Good luck all

Muddy Waters.

8-11

4-18-19

1-7

2-6-12

Caulfield

1-2-3

2-4-5-9

3-11

13